I'm here to announce my next destination. It's none other than the Broadcast Centre in Toronto! I'm sure you all remember the last time I was there. Well this time it will be nice to walk around freely again. Look for me to pop up soon!
Unlike other gnomes who get kidnapped and photographed in exotic locations, I'm stuck on a picket line. But I'm not going to let that get me down! Follow me on my adventures.... who knows, I may end up in your neighbourhood soon!
Note: No gnomes or picketers were harmed in the making of this blog. Some Academy of Design kids were beaten senseless just for the hell of it.
I'm a Gnome, in case you haven't noticed. While most of my friends went on to lucrative careers posing in people's gardens, I chose to enter public broadcasting. It's been a long, hard road to achieve my goal of being the first Gnome national reporter, but it's one I'm determined to see through, lockout or not.
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