posted by Pedro at
1:28 AM
Unlike other gnomes who get kidnapped and photographed in exotic locations, I'm stuck on a picket line. But I'm not going to let that get me down! Follow me on my adventures.... who knows, I may end up in your neighbourhood soon! Note: No gnomes or picketers were harmed in the making of this blog. Some Academy of Design kids were beaten senseless just for the hell of it.
I'm a Gnome, in case you haven't noticed. While most of my friends went on to lucrative careers posing in people's gardens, I chose to enter public broadcasting. It's been a long, hard road to achieve my goal of being the first Gnome national reporter, but it's one I'm determined to see through, lockout or not.
4 Comments:
u r hotter, in my opinion! coz it is u before me instead of gnome!:)
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Sinaean, at 1:49 AM
Oh Pedro...you know you are the only gnome for me!
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Anonymous, at 4:37 PM
My dearest Pedro,
To be locked out with you is to be locked out with a Gnome God. You are an inspiration. With you, my spirit will never be crushed.
I dizzy in your presence and must go, but feel in your heart that I am thinking of you always.
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Anonymous, at 1:39 AM
It's you, Pedro. Hands down.
I went out with Travelocity Gnome once ... no personality WHATsoever ... and what a wanker.
(Wait - can a Gnome BE a wanker? Nevermind.)
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Anonymous, at 12:37 AM
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