So Mr. Seagull, you want to fly around and bother me while I try to get some peace and quiet on the grass here? You want some? Come get some! I'll lay the smackdown on your candy ass. Trust me, I've been locked out for 5 weeks, I've got a lot of pent-up frustration that I wouldn't mind taking out on you.
posted by Pedro at
11:53 PM
Unlike other gnomes who get kidnapped and photographed in exotic locations, I'm stuck on a picket line. But I'm not going to let that get me down! Follow me on my adventures.... who knows, I may end up in your neighbourhood soon! Note: No gnomes or picketers were harmed in the making of this blog. Some Academy of Design kids were beaten senseless just for the hell of it.
I'm a Gnome, in case you haven't noticed. While most of my friends went on to lucrative careers posing in people's gardens, I chose to enter public broadcasting. It's been a long, hard road to achieve my goal of being the first Gnome national reporter, but it's one I'm determined to see through, lockout or not.
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