There is quite a bit to do on the line to keep one occupied, including getting your fortune told. Let's see what's in store for me today.

Me: Hey "Locked Out" Oracle, what do you see in my future?

Oracle: I see trouble ahead ... beware

Me: Gee thanks, aren't you just a ray of sunshine.

Oracle: Get outta here before I put a hex on you... oh wait that might be an improvement.

Me: Don't quit your day job "Oracle"