Adventures of Pedro the Locked Out Gnome

Thursday, September 22, 2005

If the RV is Rockin....

The people that created this lockout may have thought the guild would fold and give in. But, in fact, I see the exact opposite happening. People on the line are closer than ever.

But maybe you're not as close to that certain someone on the line as you'd like to be ;)

As you may have noticed, I'm no stranger to the opposite sex, and if your best line is "So, do you picket here often?" , you might need a bit of help.

Now, other sites may just give you a top 10, but you know that with me, you get much more....

Girl, with a booty like that I could picket behind you all day!

Baby you make me wanna cross the line!

What are the terms of your agreement?

Bring back your CBC.... Bring me home!

How about we go back to your place, I'm locked out.

Baby, you could never sign out of my heart.

Rabinovitch, Chalmers, Smith, Stursberg: Evil-doers. Me...Pornstar!

Girl, your feet must be tired, cuz you've been picketing in my mind all day!

That sign looks good on you... it would look even better on my bedroom floor!

Looking for some part time work? I got some positions for you!

Forget casual sex, how about sex with a casual?

I got a contract you can't refuse!

Is that a water bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven onto the picket line?

This is my sign, what's yours?

I hear you can go 20 hours, is that true?

Have you signed up for the naked rally at my place tonight?

You... me ... Front St. Webcam!

and finally.... this has been really tough, a lot of people have fallen on hard times, it's been really hard to make ends meet. I don't know how I'm going to pay the bills, I don't even know if I can take my kids to daycare .... wanna f**k?


I've got a few more, but I'd like to keep this a family-friendly website. But feel free to send in any suggestions you may have.

Legal fine print: Pedro is not responsible if you get a drink spilled on you or slapped as a result of saying these lines. He will however accept monetary donations if you get lucky. Also, not everyone pictured works for CBC so don't hurt your head trying to figure out what department they work in.


  • Pedro,

    You're such a babe magnet. Proof positive that size doesn't matter.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:01 AM  

  • I know humor can help in times like this but this site is in poor taste and sexest. Shame on you.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:29 PM  

  • Oh please, get a life... and take some spelling lessons. Pedro, you're my hero!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:12 AM  

  • yes i'm very "offended" by your "sexist" humour, shame shame shame shame shame

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:37 AM  

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