Step 2: Cause a diversion. That's it Diane, just keep him talking, I'm almost to the door.posted by Pedro at
1:12 PM
Unlike other gnomes who get kidnapped and photographed in exotic locations, I'm stuck on a picket line. But I'm not going to let that get me down! Follow me on my adventures.... who knows, I may end up in your neighbourhood soon! Note: No gnomes or picketers were harmed in the making of this blog. Some Academy of Design kids were beaten senseless just for the hell of it.
I'm a Gnome, in case you haven't noticed. While most of my friends went on to lucrative careers posing in people's gardens, I chose to enter public broadcasting. It's been a long, hard road to achieve my goal of being the first Gnome national reporter, but it's one I'm determined to see through, lockout or not.
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